I have just found the gem of croydon alive and well on the internet. đŸ™‚

[ THE SHIP ]< -- click for website Sure enough ( after having being sitting in bloody place only minutes earlier, thinking - I wonder if anyone's been bothered to do a 'Ship' website yet ) here I am in complete awe of the pointlessness and vapidity of the actual thing!! At this point, I should probably point out that it was only a passing thought and had I not felt obligated to write something about my local boozer on my new blog, I would have simply forgotten about it like the completely shit idea that it is ;). However, seeing as how I seems to already be blathering on about it, I should probably finish and get it out of my system once and for all. I grew up in The Ship. If I had a youthful stamping ground, then that was it. If I ever matured, then I most probably did it there... unfortunately, the place is a shit-hole grin.It truly is a gem in the stagnant mire of croydon, but as with most things in a mire, it's covered in shit; its brilliance difficult to discern. The Ship, however, seems to be the common link in so many of croydon's alternative ( for want of a better word ) populus. It is an haven of metal in the S-Club, FCUK Jungle and should be justly appreciated. Many has been the time that I have sat in there and seen people come in only to turn and walk out again immediately, shaking their heads in disgust. This makes me proud :). So, at the end of the day... Thank you . 'The Ship' ! Visit the CARTOON website also, if you have the nerve…