Don’t know if anyone else has experienced these little beauties, but I’ve been reminded of them several times recently…

Have you ever had a dream…

…where you dream that you’ve got up out of your bed, walked to the toilet, got your bits out and let rip with the most satisfying stream of warm, wet.. wait a sec… hang on…

AARRGGHH!! I’m wetting the bed!!
Well the last time I actually had one of those was a very, very, long time ago, but several times recently I’ve been doing my thing in the toilets; getting my spuds ready for the draining and I’ve suddenly got the eerie feeling that I’m dreaming all of this and just seconds after I begin my ablutions, I’m going to wake up covered in piss!!

Dear Dr. Axis…

Is it just me experiencing this phenomenon? Am I normal? Am I really a mutant and my self-soiling precognitive powers are just now coming into bloom?

What will happen in this petrifying game of bladder roulette if I choose wrongly? đŸ˜ˆ